[John is enjoying a stroll outside when he stops outside the Dilophosaur paddock. He reads the sign, saying that they are capable of spitting goo that will blind him on contact with his eyes. He backs away slowly hearing a slight hiss and rattling. He turns around and scurries away, nervous]What the hell is going on here? I haven't really gone out ( Read more... )

[Have a small serious John]I just want to say sorry to those who I offended while I was inebriated...I have been doing some thinking and I decided that it's best if people keep me away from alcohol. I'm assuming this child body is part of the story this week. It doesn't look like anything has gotten any smaller so if anyone needs any help, I'll do ( Read more... )

While I'm credibly pleased to see that my clothes no longer disappear, would anyone care to explain why there is a man in my room? I am not in any particular mood to deal with more hostile men.

[John sits on his bed, trying his best to stay out of the sunlight pouring in his window. He's done some handwaved experience with the vampire clothes and let's just say he doesn't like it. It's now day 5 without his Prozium and he is in full control of his emotions. He is not happy. He's been holed up crying and it looks like it, his eyes are ( Read more... )

[Have an emotionless, unfeeling supercop. He is sitting on his bed totally calm.]

Where am I? I have children to take care of and a job to do. I don't want to be questioned for very long as my son is due home from school any time now. What is the nature of your business and why are we not at headquarters? Are you Father?